my piece of cake. California

(Source: puipuichan, via cam-eats-a-lot)

could i possibly expect even less from you than i already do? sweet baby jesus.

could i possibly expect even less from you than i already do? sweet baby jesus.

(Source: fearlessknightsandfairytaless, via daintyworld)

  • Doctor:

    You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.

  • Woman:

    Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

  • Doctor:

    Denise.

  • Woman:

    Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?

  • Doctor:

    Denephew.

tiffany vo
uc irvine
class of 2015